Jennifer Love Hewitt bedazzles her business.

If there's one thing that makes lovemaking even more special, it's the promise of a trip to the emergency room to have a team of doctors remove razor-sharp crystal shards from your penis. If you're really into roleplay and fat girls, you should call Jennifer Love Hewitt and ask if she wants to pretend that your penis is the Exxon-Valdez and she's the barren rocky beach without adequate safety measures in place.